theater schmeater

the other day the hotbox recieved a piece of mail from bank of america addressed to:

Theater Schmeater
4555 5th Ave NE
Seattle, WA 98105

who the heck is that? and does bank of america really think that’s a real person? i mean, come on. there’s no freakin way someone would name their child that. but then i remembered our dear friend scuba peter (peter richard johnson… you’d think his parents would have figured that one out). this is kind of like when i get a letter addressed to “Hna Duke” from chase visa. oh geez.

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  1. 1

    N8 said,

    Theater Schmeater……hilarious

  2. 2

    Drew said,

    I’m in your house…this post is coming from the floor below you. Killer party. You’re soooooo popular.


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